In Hindsight, Floyd Mayweather Took A Big Blow Last Night When He Was Caught Wearing High Heels

Bear with me here because I’m kinda grasping at straws for Team McGregor, but what in the fook is this? Why was Floyd wearing some Paul Stanley ass space shoes?

If Floyd believes in his heart of hearts that Conor has absolutely zero chance (which I think he does), why is he wearing massive lifts in his shoes to look as big as McGregor? Wouldn’t he just play up the small angle to sell this fight, like he has his entire career? If you wanna say this got to McGregor, that got to McGregor, you also have to acknowledge that Conor’s height and size comments have gotten to Mayweather. And THAT is a win for us. A small win, but a win, and when we’re rooting for someone that’s never boxed in a boxing match against the greatest defensive boxer of all time, we need to enjoy the small wins while they last. I’m realistic. I know what’s going to happen in that ring on August 26th. I’m not an idiot. I’m still rooting for my guy.

Oh, and not to mention I put the mental (and physical) midget in a locker on the Rundown yesterday…

Floyd Mayweather is playing chess, @RobbieBarstool is playing checkershttps://t.co/NoJVeEnNTU pic.twitter.com/I4O45EICKV

— Barstool Rundown (@BarstoolRundown) July 13, 2017

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