"The Freeze" Loses His First All Star Game Race To Become The Biggest Fraud In Sports History

Not sure there has ever been a sports phenomenon that was shorter lived before being exposed as a complete fraud?  Like I just heard about this guy.   My intern JUST wrote this blog.

Not even completely mainstream yet.  Big in Atlanta and  just starting to gain widespread internet fame.  A few weeks away from being a household name as the fastest man in sports, all he needs is the national spotlight of something like, say,  The All Star Game to get that extra boost to go worldwide.   Smoke some clown with a huge head start in a foot race in front of a massive audience, get your highlight, go even more viral, get all your Kimmel and Fallon invites, become a superstar.

Annnnd he promptly loses his first race.

As easy as it is to dump on The Freeze I got to put a lot of this on the organizers?  Like how the fuck do you let this happen?  How do you not set The Freeze up with a patsy?  A cupcake game?  Some shlub with a bum ankle or something, a bum to warm up with?  The fact that The Freeze’s team let him matchup with a legit contender in his first big time race is an epic fuck up.   I mean he’s already lost before!

You know it’s possible!  Help your boy out and gameplan around it!

My guess is The Freeze is short changing somebody in his squad and they’ve got a vendetta against him to sabotage his career, only explanation for setting him up like this.  Poor fucking The Freeze,

PS,

Can’t stop laughing at that opening chain of tweets.

BREAKING: There’s a cold front headed for the @AllStarGame! 

THE FREEZE IS HERE!!! #ASG @MarlinsPark

Whoops. The Freeze came all the way to the All-Star Game to beat some guy in a race … and lost.