Miss Pittsburgh Tries To Heat Up Relationship, Sets Sleeping Boyfriend On Fire Then Douses Him In Piss
PennLive – Leigh Ann Sepelyak, 38, of Penn Hills, Allegheny County, is charged with attempted homicide for allegedly pouring gas on her sleeping boyfriend, lighting a cigarette and using it to set him on fire. To put him out, she doused the flames with a bucket of urine that the couple used as a toilet in the basement of the home, police said.
Allegheny County stand up!!!
First and foremost, I just assume that all Yinzers have a bucket of urine in their basement they use as a toilet. But yeah. I guess this is what happens when you try just a little too hard to heat up your sex life. You play with fire, you’re gonna end up setting your sleeping boyfriend on fire and having to give him a golden shower (just called a shower in Pittsburgh) to put it out. That’s just the risk you have to take I guess.
Would love to know how many Roethlisberger jerseys and terrible towels this chick(?) owns. Probably not a ton since she’s using a piss bucket in the basement as her only form of plumbing. But probably still more than you’d think. That’s just the Yinzer life. One moment you’re cheering on a sexual predator while thinking you’ve reinvented sports fandom because you guys invented the “towel”. The next moment you’re facing homicide charges because you tried to settle an argument by lighting your boyfriend on fire in his sleep. Fascinating creatures.
h/t Tim