Is There Anything Worse Than When Your First Date Is Interrupted By A Falling Man With His Head On Fire (NSFL)?

Annnndddd he’s dead. So it the potential relationship. I kind of feel bad for that poor fellow. He put all that effort into planning the finest back alley date night a woman can ask for and what happens? He gets cockblocked by Ghost Rider. Not the best look for love. Props for at least being calm, cool, and collected enough to douse the flames on the victim’s face and getting the proper help to save the his life. Or just gather the booze before jetting away from the scene. Almost the same thing.

For real though they should probably chalk up that night as a loss and go their separate ways. I haven’t seen this bad of an omen for love since that ring bearing owl decided to off himself in the middle of the wedding ceremony.

If a noble creature delivering your most sacred items in holy matrimony violently dies on impact, ya might as well call it what it is. Those divorce papers should be signed before the cake is cut or the first drunk uncle drops his pants.