Missouri Legislator Rips A Live Chicken’s Head Off On Facebook

Source- “Lest anyone needed more proof that state Representative Mike Moon (R-Ash Grove) has completely lost his marbles, the Tea Party Republican provided ample proof yesterday on Facebook. 

In a brief video posted to his official Facebook page, Moon muses about the special session recently called by Governor Eric Greitens, which will attempt to repeal St. Louis’ so-called “sanctuary city” law sheltering women from discrimination for their reproductive choices. All normal enough — except for that fact that, during his one-minute monologue, Moon decapitates a chicken with his bare hands and then pulls out its heart.

“Like any good career politician, when I get the call, I go back to work,” Moon says, snapping the animal’s neck. “God gave man dominion over animals. He allows us to raise them properly, care for them, and then process them for food so we can sustain life. And that’s what I’m doing here with this chicken.”

“I think we need to get to the heart of the matter here,” Moon says, holding the heart out to the viewer. “So today, I’m filing a bill that will lead to the stopping of abortion in the state of Missouri, and I hope you’ll support it. So stay tuned for more details.”

All politics aside, this is a wild fucking move to get your point across. I haven’t ever worked on a farm with chickens, but I was under the impression that using a meat cleaver was the proper way to behead one. I didn’t anticipate Mike Moon ripping its fucking head off with his bare heads a la The Mountain from Game of Thrones.

He doesn’t stop there, though. Ripping this chicken’s organs out and digging around its insides was apparently the best allegory for abortion he could come up with. The message got lost on me when all the guts and entrails start spilling out. I was waiting for him to slice off a gizzard and eat that on video too. And he really botched not putting the chicken’s heart in a doggy bag like Lloyd Christmas at the end, that would’ve put a nice little bow on the video.

I’ll be interested to see what his next policy related video includes, because it’ll be tough to top this. Maybe in response to medical marijuana he’ll take a dog out back and put it down on Periscope to stop any issues before they start. I imagine the group of yes men he has around him will blow smoke up his ass until he’s killed every farm animal available. It could’ve been worse though. At least he didn’t fuck the chicken on camera like the wacko from @toddmccomas Behind the Badge story a couple weeks back.

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Written by @TSchmit23