Dude At Bonnaroo Arrested For Selling Incense That He Said Was Black Tar Heroin

DT- If you’re seeking a strange high, a big hippie-friendly music fest like Bonnaroo is probably as good a place as any to find it. Looking to drop some DMT and ponder the secrets of the cosmos? See the shaman camped out over by the port-a-potties. Salvia’s more your style? Someone in the crowd for Umphrey’s McGee surely has you covered. Looking to inject three grams of unadulterated Nag Champa straight into your bloodstream? Well, David E. Brady is your man–he was, at least, until he got arrested for peddling his wares at the concert Wednesday. Police apprehended Brady with 1,000 fake hits of acid, 20 bags of faux cocaine, 37 pills of bootleg molly, 22 bags of muggle mushrooms, and “an incense stick made to look like black tar heroin,” CNN and the Associated Press report. According to the Coffee Country Sheriff’s Department’s arrest warrant, Brady told the authorities that he was “doing God’s work” by selling the imitation narcotics. He was charged on two counts of possession of counterfeit controlled substances, according to CNN, and is being held in Coffee County jail on $120,000 bail until his court date in August.

I see no problem with this whatsoever. Zip. Zero. Zilch. Holding this dude on a $120,000 bail is lunacy. I mean I guess selling incense as black tar heroin might be a little intense but it’s a smart move to sell fake drugs to a bunch of festival goers. Easssssssssssssy money. The easiest money. Mostly because in that situation you have a lot of people trying drugs they normally wouldn’t try. So you can sell them incense disguised as black tar heroin and some of them won’t know the difference until it’s too late. Again, selling mock heron seems a little excessive but I would 100% go to a music festival and sell ibuprofen and tell people it’s ecstasy. Why not? Who is that hurting? Nobody. That’s who. You make a little cash and the people get to pretend they took ecstasy and had the time of their lives. I’d maybe even take regular mushrooms and tell people they’re magic mushrooms. Like I said, there are countless people at music festivals who are down to take drugs they’ve never taken before. There’s no harm in selling them fake magic mushrooms and letting them have the time of their lives.