Big Win For Everyone, Fake Clown Doused in Fake Blood Slinging Around a Machete is Arrested For Threatening Drivers

KSBW  – A clown holding a machete over his head on Highway 101 caused a flurry of 911 calls from frightened motorists Wednesday. The clown was wearing white and red face makeup and a colorful clown suit as he stood on the shoulder of Highway 101 next to the San Juan Road exit, halfway between Prunedale and Aromas. 911 callers said the creepy clown was staring at passing drivers. He stuck his thumb out with one hand, as if he was trying to hitchhike, and held a machete covered in fake blood with his other hand. Deputies had their guns drawn as they pulled up to the bizarre scene at 3:20 p.m. and confronted the 6’2″ tall, 230-pound man. The clown was identified as 61-year-old Larry Allen Tovey of Gilroy, Monterey County Sheriff’s Cmdr. John Thornburg said.

Fake clowns covered in fake blood wielding machetes trying to scare people should be publicly executed. Clowns are just the absolute worst to begin with. Fake murdering clowns trying to get a little scare out of the public are right up there with NYC bicyclists in my opinion, and it doesn’t really get worse than those people. You’ve stumbled upon these videos I’m sure of these guys setting up murder pranks in Europe and chasing after people.

It’s tough to get the upper hand in those spots because your immediate instinct is to run for your life. But if you see this guy asking for a ride, carrying a fucking real life machete you should be totally within your rights to run this guy over and end his life. If you don’t feel like murdering someone then go pick up something to throw at him. Whether it’s a simple carton of eggs, a whole jar of paint, just something to ruin this miserable fuck’s day and make him feel like an idiot. You’re taking the time out of your day to stand on the side of a highway covered in pig’s blood to do what? Give an old woman a heart attack? Scare some kids? Go to hell.

What’s great is they released this guy’s name (LARRY ALLEN TOVEY) to the public. I hope he loses every single one of his friends and becomes the laughing stock of his town. You’re the dude who’s a psychopath and stood on a highway with a machete dressed as a clown. Oh you told your wife you go golfing on Sundays? Nope, you’re out by yourself being a murder clown. Good luck with the rest of your life you miserable human being.

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