Aaron Hernandez Tells His Fiancé "YOURE RICH" In Suicide Letter

Gotta pop a thinking face emoji on this one if you ask me. Shay is RICH? Not regular rich either, we’re talking caps lock rich. Don’t tell that to the Hernandez estate which, from all accounts I’ve seen, is broke as a bitch.

So that begs the question, does AH have a bag stashed somewhere? We got a little National Treasure situation on our hands? That would be a pretty dumb move to talk about secret money in a suicide note but we’re talking about the same guy who left bullet casings and used gum by a dead body, so anything is in play. Or perhaps he actually thought this would force the Patriots to pay his money because of that weird legal loophole?

I don’t know. All I know is that Hernandez stinks at apostrophes, is dead, and either lied to his wife about their wealth or left some buried treasure.

PS – I’m not not an aficionado but if I were a suicide note teacher this gets an F from me. That’s not me being heartless either, I’ve said I find the entire Hernandez situation terribly sad, but this note just stinks.

PPS – that savage garden song fucks. No denying that.