Chick Masturbates Her Ass Off While Riding The Subway

Click here to watch (Verrrrry NSFW, obviously)

“Now you’re in Newwwwwww Yooooooooork – Alicia Keys” – KFC

– Clem

Jesus Christ lady. Talk about taking #JJO to a whole new level. I don’t think I can ever sit on the subway again. Probably not the worst thing in the world for my health to be honest. But I at least can’t sit in the middle of the blue seat trains. The middle seats used to be the safe(r) seats on the train. I am convinced that every corner seat in the NYC subway system has had a homeless person sleep/die on it at least once. But those middle seats used to be the safe space for us regular Joes and Janes like you and I. But no more. You know how they say that for every one complaining email to a company, there are 100 complaints for the same issue that people didn’t send? I treat this video the same way. For every video of a girl rubbing one out on the subway, there are 100 instances where it happened but wasn’t recorded. And this chick saying “This is my life” is some bullshit. Yeah you can hammer your clammer all you want, but those lady fluids on that public seat is now a problem for the rest of us. I don’t understand how this city can be so grimy yet also the capital of the world. Crazy shit, man. Crazy shit.