Rejoice! Three ISIS Bros Killed By Wild Boars In Iraq

Three Islamic State militants setting up an ambush in a bitterly contested area of northern Iraq were killed by a herd of stampeding boars, local leaders say.

Sheikh Anwar al-Assi, a chief of the local Ubaid tribe and supervisor of anti-ISIS forces, told The Times of London the militants were hiding on the edge of a field about 50 miles southwest of Kirkuk when the boars overwhelmed them Sunday. Five other militants were injured, al-Assi said. He said the group was poised to attack a band of local tribesmen who had fled to nearby mountains since militants seized the town of Hawija three years ago.

“It is likely their movement disturbed a herd of wild pigs, which inhabit the area as well as the nearby cornfields,” he said.

We all know that ISIS members are pieces of shit, so anytime we get a story that makes them look like fucking idiots, we gotta take advantage. This is one of those times.

These dudes fancy themselves as king dingalings. They overrun poor areas, which are filled with farmers, women, and children and massacre the people if they don’t appear to embrace their ideology. Just massive pieces of shit.

They like to post all kinds of pictures online with their bravado on full display, so when you imagine them screaming for their lives because they can’t figure out how to kill some wild boars, it makes you smile. You know they got boar’d to death.

Our pig allies really gave those ISIS bitcces the business. Just imagining those boars kill and eat the ISIS fighters is wonderful. Has me feelin like

Make no mistake about it. Wild boars will fuck you up. I’m sure these guys were eaten in about 10 minutes. Probably took longer because they weren’t cut up into 6 pieces like Brick Top suggests.