Arkansas Woman Does A Piss On A Cop's Hand During A DUI Traffic Stop

A Jonesboro woman who was pulled over after careless driving Wednesday night urinated on a police officer who was trying to search her, authorities say.

Melissa Karen Tippett, 48, was driving a gray Ford Taurus without her headlights on around 8:30 p.m. Wednesday when police pulled her over for a traffic stop, according to a Jonesboro Police Department report.

When an officer stopped her in the 300 block of State Street in Jonesboro, he smelled an “odor of intoxicants coming from her” and found that her driver’s license had been suspended, the report said. He told Tippett to walk to his vehicle, but while she was walking, “she kept swaying and losing her balance,” police said. The officer said her eyes were “glossy red.” A second officer attempted to search Tippett before she entered the vehicle. That officer told Tippett to stand in front of the vehicle and spread her feet apart for the search.

“Tippett would not spread her feet apart,” the officer said in the report. “I continued to give her verbal commands to spread her feet apart, and Tippett stated no multiple times.”

The officer pulled Tippett’s feet apart in order to search her.

“As I was searching Tippett began to urinate, and my left hand was soaked in urine,” the officer said.

Melisssa is back at it again with the healthy flow of booze-filled urine. I have to say, I’m not sure if this one is all on Melissa. If she was saying, “I can’t spread my legs for the search because I’m gonna pee” I feel like we gotta cut her a little slack. But not before a few questions, your honor.

1. Had Melissa broken the seal? If she was already kinda buzzing and broke the seal, all bets are off. She’s liable to piss all over the joint. Nothing she can do about. Nature is nature.

2. Did she point her crotch directly at the officer? If the river just started to flow and there was no pointing or thrusting, the malicious intent was minor at best. You don’t just casually piss on someone. You either do it with your whole heart filled with malice or you have an accident.

If we can’t answer those two questions, we can’t adjudicate on this website. The defense rests.