Alex Jones' Defense In A Child Custody Case Is That He's Fake News And Playing A Character

The man who claims the Sandy Hook Elementary School Massacre was staged will be in a Texas courtroom over the next two weeks to argue that he is mentally fit to maintain custody of his three kids. To prove this, Jones’ attorneys will say the InfoWars boss and friend of Donald Trump is a fraud.

To be fair, that’s not exactly what the attorneys are arguing. Rather, attorney Randall Wilhite told a judge during a pretrial hearing that Jones is a “performance artist,” according to a report in the Austin-American Statesman, which is covering the lengthy (and expensive) custody dispute.

The children’s mother, Kelly Jones, believes that not only is Jones a bad parent, he also poses a threat to their three kids. And she doesn’t buy the argument that his InfoWars persona is an act.

Alex Jones frothing at the mouth about conspiracy theories and shit like that have probably made him a very rich man. But, you gotta think that a judge seeing things like this will make him/her question if Alex Jones is actually sane.

I dont see what there’s to be concerned about really. Just a totally normal guy being a alpha male.

“It’s just a prank. Just an act, your honor.”

I do admit that some of Alex Jones’ rants crack me the hell up. Dude is a wild man. Posting pictures of himself shirtless and riding horse, screaming about demons and goblins (and sometimes even demongoblins), and wearing tinfoil hats. But, like a trainwreck, he’s entertaining to watch. I’m just not sure he’s the most stable of fellows. If I was a judge, I’d have at least light reservations about him having custody of children.

That being said, there’s no denying he looks handsome as fuck on a horse.

Enjoy more craziness.