Austrian Neighbors Left Flaccid At The Erection Of A Two-Ton Antique Penis Statue

A giant two-ton penis sculpted 2,000 years ago to symbolise fertility has been put on show in the garden of an antiques dealer in Austria – to the fury of his outraged neighbours.
Dubbed the porno-celain statue by locals in the town of Traunkirchen, it was erected by Juergen Hesz.
Media said the statue was placed in a prominent position on view to all after Hesz, 53, had a run-in with the local council.

Hey Austria. Art. Ever heard of it? I expect this type of thing from uncultured areas. You throw up a huge penis sculpture in a place that lacks culture and I could see them raising a stink about an ivory-white, full-headed penis in the town center. But Austria? Austria, the same country that gave us artists like…(please hold while I google) Friedensreich Hundertwasser, Arnulf Rainer, and lest we forget Olga Wisinger-Florian. They’d be rolling over in their graves if they knew their fellow Austrians were rolling over in their graves about a dick statue.

So, stop making a big deal about this penis statue that’s supposed to mean fertility and life. Instead, I suggest giving this statue your full-throated support.