Ben Simmons Sends NY Knicks Kid's Shot Into The Heavens

Twice. With the second one being tossed literally into the 10th row. Love it. Eat it ya little shit. No mercy, no matter how young. In fact, I’d rather Ben Simmons be playing against this kind of competition until his 2017 ROTY regular season begins. Can’t take any chances. Also, with this kid wearing a Derrick Rose jersey we just need to be thankful both parties involved escaped without a massive injury.

Gotta love the young bucks for the Sixers taking advantage of younger bucks. Embiid has done it multiple times.

And here we have the last time Big Jah attempted to play defense.

Oh, and lest we forget, the Sixers blew an 8 point 4th quarter lead last night vs the Knicks to ensure the NBA’s 4th worst record. In his name we pray, Asam. JoJo knows (as he Tweeted this minutes after the L).

#LOLKnicks

Beautiful. It’s all coming into place…maybe.

Here’s to the notion of throwing games for draft picks finally being over. And by that I mean it better be fucking done. Time to turn this Tank around, baby. CUE IT UP!