Florida Sheriff Has A TERRIFYING Message For Drug Dealers

Daily Mail- A Florida sheriff has released a dramatic video warning heroin dealers in his county that his SWAT team will ‘blow their front door off its hinges’ as soon his arrest warrants are finalized.

Sheriff Peyton Grinnell of Lake County in Florida appeared on the video along with four members of his SWAT team, who were wearing balaclavas and dressed in black paramilitary-style garb.

During the short message, which features a menacing soundtrack, Grinnell said drug dealers could face murder charges if their customers die from an overdose.

There has never been a worse time to be a drug dealer in Lake County, Florida. Sheriff Grinnell is coming for you with his SWAT team, and even though they can barely see due to their preposterous headwear, they mean business. Let’s break down the team:

Skinny Pete The Janitor 

This guy isn’t actually a law enforcement officer; they just needed a fifth guy to make the presentation symmetrical. He cleans the floor at night and everyone suspect he’s homeless, but they don’t talk about it because he’s a simple guy.

Fullback Frank 

High school fullback who laments the demise of the fullback position. “When I was playing ball,” he says, pausing to spit on linoleum floor, which angers Pete because he’s the janitor, “we didn’t even have a quarterback. It was just pound, pound, pound. Run the ball down their throats every play!”

Blind Mike

There are no holes in his headwear; it’s just a big sock. But he still wears sunglasses over his eyes because it makes people comfortable. He’s completely blind in both eyes. Luckily, he’s able to follow the screaming commands of Sheriff Grinnell to discover and subdue bad guys.

Handsome Steve

A constant flirt and the office hottie, Tom isn’t afraid to show a little skin. This is evidenced by the fact that he’s showing the most skin. A little seductive forehead action is just enough to make the ladies swoon.

Sheriff Grinnell 

First name Peyton. Middle name skull-pulverizer. Last name Grinnell. Prefix Sheriff. Need we say more? A human bobble head. Shoulders like anvils and a neck so skinny you have to look twice, yet somehow it supports the 40-lb bowling ball that houses the most ambitious brain this side of crocodile alley. Don’t you dare accuse him of pulling a publicity stunt; this little press conference is the ONLY WAY to strike TERROR into the hearts of those drug-dealing bastards that are poisoning the beautiful streets strip malls of Lake County.

“Enjoy trying to sleep tonight wondering if tonight’s the night our SWAT team blows your front door off it’s hinges.” –Sheriff Grinnell

“We are coming for you. Run.” –Also Sheriff Grinnell