Allen Iverson Needs To Be Put In Timeout After Doing This Video With The Atlanta Braves

I mean… c’mon man. The Phillies season started yesterday and now you’re putting out promo videos with the Braves calling them the best franchise in all of baseball? While parodying your iconic press conference as a Philly sports legend? Dude. At least take us out to dinner first before you fuck us in the ass like that. At least have the common decency to lube it up first. This city gave you everything,,, besides a championship. We worshipped the ground you didn’t practice on. There is an entire generation of people in this city who at some point or another owned your jersey. Everybody. Even the freaks who aren’t even in to sports had an Iverson jersey growing up. My personal favorite was the blue alternates. But the point remains that Allen Iverson is on the Mount Rushmore of Philly sports icons and now he’s out here doing commercials with the Braves? Buddy, I know you need to do everything you can to make some extra spending money until that Reebok trust fund kicks in. But you don’t have to whore yourself out to the Braves like that. And you especially shouldn’t kick an entire city in the dick like that.

Allen Iverson:Jon Stewart :: Philly:Roman Reigns

All this back stabbing just for some silly little parking commercial. How the mighty have fallen.

@BarstoolJordie

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