Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher

Texas – A pregnant cheerleading coach and teacher at a Texas middle school accused of having sex with a 15-year-old student exchanged nude photos with the boy during their alleged tryst, police said.

After receiving an anonymous tip in December, police launched a three-month investigation into Ruth Katherine Harper that eventually culminated in her arrest last week. …

The seventh-grade English teacher is accused of having sex multiple times with a 15-year-old male student last summer at her house in Fort Worth and his Trophy Club home. …

Harper is currently eight months pregnant, though the affidavit does not explicitly state whether the boy is the baby’s father.

Harper, a tennis and cheerleading coach at Tidwell Middle School in Roanoke, met the teen at school before he graduated and moved on to Byron Nelson High School. She was also his tennis coach, Fox 4 reported.

When questioned about the relationship by the high school principal, the teenager started crying and admitted to multiple sexual encounters, according to the news station.

Sometimes being the world’s foremost grader of horny female teachers who seduce their teenage students is all about patience. You can’t always just go racing to get the story posted. There are times when it requires a Zen, almost Yoda-like ability to calmly wait to see if the story gets better.

Case in point: Ruth Katherine Harper. A few days ago when this story first broke, she was just another fairly attractive Texas educator accused of letting a kid take her to Pound Town. Now? Because I waited, we find out she’s 8 months pregnant, the student could be the father, the cops have her nude texts and a full confession. This is how you get to be the best in the business.

The Grades:
Looks: She’s alright. I mean, she’s not going to win a lot of pageants in Texas. But she’d be a like an 8 in Idaho or Arkansas or some random Dakota. So I guess it’s unfair to hold the strength of schedule of Texas Sex Scandal Teachers against her. Plus she coaches cheerios and tennis so she’s presumably in good shape when she’s not in her third trimester.
Grade: B-

Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: It goes without saying that the big issue here is the pregnancy. If it’s the student’s baby, then it’s like that old line about in a breakfast of eggs and bacon, the chicken is interested, but the pig is committed. But even not knowing that, there’s a lot here to like. The pictures. The admission. The multiple times. She’s going to a great mom I’m sure. And we look forward to her son growing up to also bang his hot teacher.
Grade: A-

Intangibles: I was going to say that they name high schools after golfers down there. But “Trophy Club” is just too perfect.
Grade: A

Overall: B

Do you have someone you want to see graded? Tweet her to me @jerrythornton1 with #SexScandalTeacher. And be sure to include photos and a link or it’s of no use. Your service to the betterment of mankind will be its own reward.