My Favorite Tradition...Fox News Sends A Reporter To Spring Break

Let’s gooooooooooo. One of my favorite internet traditions – Spring Break EXPOSED with Sean Hannity. You thought Spring Break was all studying and church groups? NOPE think again motherfucker. We got DRINKING. We got DANCING. We got MAKIN OUT. Maybe even SEX though the cameras did not confirm nor deny. Even after 3 or 4 years of getting EXPOSED Spring Breakers are still pulling this shit thinking they can sneak it right by our nose, oh no no no. Not on Hannity’s watch.

This year had it all folks:

7 shots in 7 minutes:

Keg stands:

Boob shots:

The obvious highlight:

Where are the parents??????

PS,

I need this remixed into a rap song ASAP:

Percocet, molly percocet…