This Gracious Uber Driver Let A Couple Bang In The Backseat...His Tip? A Used Tampon Left Behind

(the reveal of his findings is at 5:00)

Liveleak – Here ya go. The worst part is what I found in the backseat. Yes I was pissed. No I did not know what they were doing, as I was driving and not paying attention. Yes I contacted UBER about a cleaning fee, but to no avail they denied compensation after constant emails. They were probably scared of Feminazis spreading bad PR about how UBER doesn’t support a lady’s monthly flow. Now if people start getting physical I tell them to cut that shit out or they can walk. I’m all for some hand exploration, but the game changes when waded up pieces of toilet paper soaked in blood get left behind on someone’s seat.

Talk about ruining it for everyone. I’ve objected before to Uber’s new rules banning flirting and touching because “Uber game” is a big part of the process. You go out, make out a little at the bar, going home you’ve got to keep the fires stoked to make for smooth sledding when you get back. But you’ve got to keep it classy. Dick in the pants, no bodily fluids, keep it discrete. If you’re going to Fingerville, keep it in intervals, give the driver some plausible deniability so he’s not forced to think about you desecrating the car he also drives his family and friends around in. Just a little respect when you’re trying to get your dick wet and everyone wins.

But still what a savage move by this chick. I’m sure the dude in the back saw whatever she left behind and realized she’s a disgusting human being. It won’t stop him from parting the red sea in a few minutes but now his Uber rating is the one that suffers. When period goo is left behind for innocent drivers to pick up, someone has to pay.

Really the Uber driver’s big issue is that he asked the couple to check for their keys, wallets, and phones but didn’t ask if they remembered to grab their clotty uterine lining left in toilet paper:

Specificity is key, now this Uber driver knows that.