Some People Are Living Their Best Life And Other People Are Getting A Ryan Reynolds Tattoo On Their Ass

Why Ryan Reynolds? Why him? That’s what I was wondering when I saw that this gentleman got a red and black Ryan Reynolds tattoo. There’s so many other celebrity names I would tattoo on my ass before I’d get to Reynolds. I think I’d go Samuel L. Jackson for my ass tattoo. Not sure why. It’s simply the first celebrity name that came to mind so it must be destiny. But still, Ryan Reynolds seems like a weird choice. Then it hit me. I remember reading that the guy was a teenager and it all made sense. That kid got to know Ryan Reynolds as the Deadpool/dating Blake Lively version of Ryan Reynolds. Nothing else. Not the Harold and Kumar male nurse version of Ryan Reynolds. Not the Smokin’ Aces version of Ryan Reynolds. This kid probably wasn’t even born during the Van Wilder days. Not saying that movie is bad, it’s great (shoutout to Prime Tara Reid), it’s just not ass tattoo worthy. But I guess Ryan Reynolds in 2017 is a tattoo worthy celebrity. Kinda crazy.

PS- You know what a great hungover Sunday movie is? The Change-Up with Ryan Reynolds and Jason Bateman. Give it a spin some time if you haven’t already.