This Dude Tried To Sneak In On A Little Yacht Party Bump And Grind With Two Girls And One Was NOT Feeling It

YouTube – It happened during my yacht party DJ set… This girl had a hilarious reaction when a creepo decided to sneak up behind her and dance.

Nothing worse than when you’re just trying to dry hump your friend with your finest antlers on and suddenly feel a turgid Floridian boner pressing up against you:

Dance floors seem like a bit of a thorny situation for this kind of thing. I mean you see this guy swoop in and it’s hard to say he looks anything but creepy and at best like one of those dudes in the background of a Bangbus scene. And yeah a guy like that is probably going to get an unfavorable reaction 100 times out of 100. But I’ve been at a club once or twice where you see some dude looking like Usher slide up behind a girl as if she’s an innocent streetlight in the “U Remind Me” music video, not a single word exchanged, immediately getting right into rhythmic dry humping mode without missing a beat. It’s confusing but really all about context on the dance floor.

So yes, if you look like the boat employee accused of sexual assault on an episode of SVU, this reaction is always going to happen to you. And you’re lucky you get a gnarly rock on hand gesture from the chick instead of mace to the face. There are a lot more of this guy out there than the smooth dancing Usher type. Let a chick dry hump her gal pal in peace, that’s the lesson.

PS Unsung hero of awkwardness in the back, lady in the pink was getting after it:

You want a successful bump and grind? Aim lower and target there. She’ll put it down and talk all about how she’s “still got it.”

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