Amy Schumer Caught Her Boyfriend Yawning While She Gave Him A Blow Job
Metro- In her recent interview with Glamour magazine, the Netflix’s The Leather Special star confessed that she caught her boyfriend Ben Hanisch yawning while she treated him to a blow job. The 35-year-old and her man found themselves in hysterics after he let own a yawn during their bed session. ‘I went down on Ben this morning and he yawned. It was an accident, but we were both just dying laughing,’ she revealed. I’m happy, but obviously I was like, “Fuck you!”’ The Snatched actress, who really likes to tell it like it is, used the incident for material in her show. She added: ‘When I’m down there, if it’s more than a minute, it’s his birthday or something. But this morning it just happened — and then he yawned and it was a great excuse to stop.’
Uhhhhhhhhh hey Amy I think that means you stink at blow jobs. Like really stink. Nobody and I mean NOBODY yawns during a blow job. Blow jobs are great. Maybe if she paid less attention to his facial expressions and more attention to sucking that dick he wouldn’t be yawning. Ever think of that? Didn’t think so. Cup the balls. Use both bands. Start spitting. Do something. There is a flip side to this where a guy has to know you cannot, under any circumstances, yawn during a blow job. You gotta push that yawn wayyyyyyy down and make sure it has no chance of coming to the surface. Cause now Amy’s boyfriend is never ever gonna live this down. For as long as they’re dating this is gonna be a storyline. Any time he wants a blow job going forward she’s gonna be like, “Remember that time you yawned?” and it’ll probably lead to their break up if we’re being totally honest. But the main lesson here is that Amy stinks at blow jobs cause it’s almost inconceivable that a guy would yawn while getting his dick sucked.
He might never get another blow job again cause of this and that sucks for him
But this morning it just happened — and then he yawned and it was a great excuse to stop.’