Source: Jason Pierre-Paul Has Officially Signed A 4-Year Deal With The Giants (Source = JPP's Instagram, So You Know It's True)

Previously in the JPP re-signing saga:

Before social media, the newspapers and TV stations would be able to report whatever they would like. But now the players have a voice about what they are thinking or whether or not they signed a contract. And I’ll be damned if JPP didn’t just cuck us all with an all-time scoop of when he actually “signed” his contract with a media move so savvy, you would have sworn that JPP went to Syracuse or Northwestern.

That pen grip though…

WOOF!!!