Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher*
California – A California woman was arrested after she was accused of engaging in sexual activity with three members of the Mount Shasta High School football team, Siskiyou County prosecutors and police said.
Mary Fletcher, 42, who goes by the name Debbie, allegedly seduced and bedded the teenage kids after meeting the team while working alongside their photographer.
Fletcher was caught after an unidentified caller informed police of the matter back in September. …
No school officials were said to be aware or involved of the inappropriate acts. …
Sheriff Jon Lopey believes text message history will determine that Fletcher attempted to keep the boys silent on the sex meetings.
The bleached-blonde criminal faces four counts of unlawful sexual intercourse, with single counts from two alleged victims and two counts with a third alleged victim, as well as trying to keep a witness from cooperating with law enforcement.
Let’s get this bit of housekeeping right out of the way. No, Debbie Fletcher is not a teacher. Assistants to team photographers are not educators. They show up, collect the checks and the form that says what size prints you want and whether you want to order the button, the key chain, or the Wheaties box frame and then line everyone up for the team portrait. So yes, in a technical sense, she doesn’t not qualify to be graded. But when you’re dealing with a 42-year-old thermonuclear device like her, you do not let technicalities stand in the way of celebrating her achievements.
Sure, in a sense, it’s our loss. If Debbie “Don’t Call Me Mary” Fletcher had made a different career choice, she might be on the Sex Scandal Teacher Mt. Rushmore. But that doesn’t take the shine off the fact that she’s the greatest single Sex Scandal School Photographer’s Assistant the country has ever known.
The Grades:
Looks: “Bleached blonde criminal.” They say that like it’s a bad thing. That is a 42-year-old keeping it together. With just the right combination of F-me eyes and confident smirk that makes a woman proposition three teenagers right in front of their teammates, parents and coaches.
Grade: A
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: What’s not to love? Inviting three football players to run train on her after working with them for what might have been 15 minutes? That is what debauchery greatness is all about. Plus we’ve got the text evidence to confirm something went on. I can’t completely dismiss the technicality that she’s an independent contractor and not a school employee so I have to deduct points. But she’s already done so much, she still pulls a
Grade: A-
Intangibles: Something made her choose a life of professional photography. I need to see what kind of digital files her boss has of her. And I need it five minutes ago.
Grade: B
Overall: A- I’ve got to find a spot for her on the 2017 All Star team. If I can’t, it’ll mean we had the best SST year ever.
Do you have someone you want to see graded? Tweet her to me @jerrythornton1 with #SexScandalTeacher. And be sure to include photos and a link or it’s of no use. Your service to the betterment of mankind will be its own reward.