The Backup Goalie For Sutton United Now Under Investigation For Illegal Gambling On Prop Bets Involving His Team

This story just keeps getting better and better. First you had him crushing beers and pies during the game, now we find out the reason behind it was to make his friends a few extra bucks because there was a prop bet on his pie consumption.

I’m not joking when I say this guy may be my best friend that I’ve never met. Beer, Food, Gambling, and a little point shaving funny business. He’s Pete Rose meets Uncle Buck meets me.  If Peter Chernin was smart, and he is, he would buy the rights to this guy’s life immediately. I don’t even know if we make a movie out of it, just have him come to the office, talk in his funny accent, get him drunk and then kick a bunch of balls at his face. I can envision it now. Laughing and farting until his face is beet red. What an absolute legend.

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The Coach being this guy probably explains the lax attitude just a little.