The Hot Trend In Porn Is Male Porn Stars Who Look Like Pre-Teen Nerds

(Source) – Last October, porn studio Reality Kings released a scene with the nondescript title “Rock Hard,” in which Phoenix Marie—a ten-year industry veteran in her mid-30s—decompresses after a workout only to be distracted by her “stepson” loudly jamming on his guitar in the garage. She stomps off to chew him out—a seemingly by-the-numbers MILF porn premise. There we find Conor Coxxx (link NSFW)—a shaggy-haired, extremely pale, rail-thin 20-something—standing about a head shorter than the five-foot-nine-inch Phoenix. After berating the compliant Coxxx, Phoenix realizes he’s turned on by her verbal abuse and strips him down, manhandling him and whipping his body around like a rag doll while—in an inspired, athletic bout of role reversal—holding him upside down in a standing 69 position. It’s an attention grabber. Coxxx doesn’t look like the typical male porn star, something he readily admits: “I knew I didn’t have the height or the looks that other guys had, and I’ve always looked several years younger than my actual age,” he says. Indeed, his tiny body implicitly breaks age-old porn tropes: He doesn’t tower over his co-star, he doesn’t exude normative masculinity, and he’s dominated because he’s a tiny man in the arms of a woman of average stature. He’s not alone, either: male porn stars with similar frames have grown increasingly popular in the industry of late—there’s Jordi “El Nino” Polla, Sam Bourne, Buddy Hollywood, and a fair number of lesser known actors who spring up often on BBM and MILF specialty sites. This is thanks in part to the changing economics of porn production, which as of late favors featuring more diverse body types.

Alright, porn industry, let’s all calm down for a second here. Does everyone love a good MILF scenario? You bet we do. Does that mean that we need the actors to look like actual little boys? Ummm, no thanks, I’m good with that ripped, bald dude pretending to be in high school for another 10 years.

What even spawned this hot new “trend”? After decades of terrible plots and not great acting porn producers decided it was time to get more honest with their characters? Preposterous. I don’t need to check Lisa Ann’s family tree to see if she’s actually birthed a child before I call her a MILF and I don’t need some freaky looking adult who actually looks like a child to fuck her. That’s weird. There’s a line you can’t cross in porn where you make the whole “young thing” too real. With girls it’s like pigtails or braces or baby voices… all that shit really fucking weirds me out… with dudes it’s basically exactly what these guys are. It’s creepy.

Plus, no matter what anyone says, everyone is a bit gay with their porn. Yeah, I said it. The whole fantasy is you’re the one fucking this chick so you don’t want a projection of some skinny nerd, you want some ripped dude with a huge dick. Show me a guy who wants to watch porn with a little dicked dude and I’ll show you a liar.