The DeMarcus Cousins Trade Only Solidifies Sam Hinkie As A Basketball Messiah

So Boogie got dealt from the incompetent Kings to the borderline playoff Pelicans. DeMarcus is a certified beast and will be a force along side Anthony Davis and blah blah blah blah blah. Big whoop, right? Yes. Yes it is a big fucking whoop. In case you forgot, the Sixers have a pick swap with the Kings for this years draft. Sacramento just dished off its best player – BY FAR. It was a trade so lopsided NBA 2K17 wouldn’t allow it in their virtual fantasy land:

Boogie being traded to NOLA is that virtually eliminates Okafor getting dealt this year as the Pelicans were one of the very few suiters lukewarm on his nuts. Oh well. That move will happen at some point. But the fact of the matter is the very shitty Sacramento Kings will only get shittier, and thus will help the Sixers draft status. And we as fans can’t thank the ineptitude of Sacramento enough for their help. Look at this. LOOK AT IT.

Translation: Sam Hinkie straight up swindled the Kings. Actually, swindled doesn’t do it enough justice. That was a pure rape and pillaging of Sacramento’s front office. The Sixers got all of that, including another probable lottery pick in this draft’s swap, for NOTHING.

The Process continues. In his name we pray, Asam. CUE IT THE FUCK UP!!!