President Trump Demanded Chris Christie Eat Meatloaf For Dinner, So Chris Christie Ate Meatloaf For Dinner

You heard it here first- straight up, Chris Christie LOVES meatloaf. He can’t get enough of it. Eats it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, takes a nap, and then eats it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner AGAIN. This guy is a meatloaf eating MACHINE. The Joey Chestnut of White House Meatloaf. Just keeps going back and back and back and back and back and back for it.

Now, a lot of people are saying “oh poor Chris Christie, he’s spent the last 2 years being ragdolled and bullied by Trump, and hasn’t gotten a job, a friend, or a paycheck from being swirlied and purple-nurpled time and time again”. Well to that I say, Chris Christie knows EXACTLY what he’s doing. He has two choices- either be Trump’s bitch boy, or spend the rest of his days looking like Humpty Dumpty

So say what you want about his FUPA ass, but he’s dining in the White House while Jeb, Marco and co. are having their wives called ugly on national television and heating up Stouffers for dinner.

TFW the meatloaf is delicious

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