This Guy Lets His Girlfriend Bang As Many Other Dudes As She Wants So She Won't Leave Him (Aaand He Gets To Bang No One Else Or She Would Leave)

The Sun – WAKING up on a Saturday morning, Beatrice Gibbs takes one look at the naked stranger lying next to her before quickly putting on her clothes and leaving.

As the 22-year-old make-up artist walks home, she texts her boyfriend Adam Gillet to tell him she’s on her way back.

Beatrice feels no guilt as she walks through their front door – because Adam knows exactly where she has been and what she’s been doing.

The pair, who have been together for two years, have a one-sided open relationship.

Beatrice can sleep with who she wants, when she wants, despite Adam, 27, not having the same privileges.

Beatrice, from Milton Keynes, Bucks, explains: “I love Adam, but I wasn’t ready to settle down and commit to just one man. I said I had to break up with him so that I wasn’t unfaithful. I didn’t want to hurt him by going behind his back with someone else.

“He was devastated and suggested we stay together but I could sleep with other people, as long as I told him who and when.”

The word “cuck” has been thrown around liberally here for a while now. But this, my friends, this…is an actual cuck. Here’s the face of a cuck:

The only way this guy could have more of a cuck face is if you could see the reflection of his girl banging another man in his eyes. Here’s a thing a cuck says:

The warehouse worker [Adam] says: “I really like Beatrice and I didn’t want to lose her. I’m happy for her to enjoy herself.

“We decided this is the best way to take the relationship forward so I have become used to it. I’m not really interested in chasing other women and I know if I did then Beatrice wouldn’t be happy about it.”

So right off the bat I’m going to say if this works for them, godspeed guys. Relationships are difficult and even in the earliest stages it can take a lot of work and sacrifice. For these two to have found a system that works for them and keeps them both happy, good. No matter how horrific it may sound:

She says: “I couldn’t tell you how many guys I’ve kissed — sometimes it is up to six a night, but although I love the attention it doesn’t mean anything emotionally to me.”

Adam says: “It takes away the worry about her cheating on me, if I let her sleep with other people she comes back to me. I’ve told a few mates and they think it’s a bit strange, but we don’t care what others think — it makes us happy.”

But let’s not spin this as some “Woe is me, I am a man who cannot slay other women while my gal goes around and bangs other dudes” like this article did. This dude LOVES it. Loves seeing the texts, loves hearing about the dudes’ dicks and how they’re bigger than his, this dude is Cuck Life to the max and he’s all over this article like “Gee whiz newspaper I can’t believe my special gal wants other men” when she says he’s the one who suggested it in the first place. You agree to this, you have no spine and/or you just are into it. That’s all it is, no more no less. Come on you cuck faced fuck, just be the happy little cuck you are. Spare us the facade, it’s all I ask.