Everyone's Goal In Life Should Be To Get Married In Vegas....At The Taco Bell

WTOP - If you’ve always dreamed of a Taco Bell-themed wedding, your chalupa has come in.

Taco Bell is opening a chapel in its Las Vegas Strip Cantina location and has put together an entire wedding package couples can order right off the menu.

It includes a Taco Bell garter, bow tie, sauce packet wedding bouquet, “Just Married” T-shirts, Taco Bell Champagne flutes and a Cinnabon Delights wedding cake. Your first meal as newlyweds will be a Taco 12-Pack.

The wedding package costs $600 and includes a full ceremony and officiant.

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As we all know, the new Taco Bell mecca opened up in November in Vegas and it’s, to use the words of the youngins, it’s lit af

And now, in Vegas fashion, you can get married there because of course you can. How many basic bitches are going to be yassssss’ing their way down the Vegas strip until they literally can’t even and get drunk enough to find some guy to marry them in the Taco Bell? Millions, maybe even thousands of later-annulled marriages will happen there.

I kinda see the merit in getting married there though. Why spend 35k on a marriage that is going to fail when instead you can get drunk on freezies and have late night tacos right there all at the same time? A wedding is really just a piece of paper anyway, so might as well get married doing what you love- being drunk and eating munchies in Vegas. Not really the worst idea I’ve ever heard.