Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher

She asked the boy “to stay late and help her after class” – an illicit invitation that led to sex in the classroom https://t.co/oxBp8kxqy5

— New York Post (@nypost) January 31, 2017

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Virginia – A former Virginia science teacher is facing up to 20 years in the slammer after admitting to having sex with a 13-year-old student she seduced using Instagram and Snapchat, according to reports.

Amelia Tat, 27, confessed to two counts of carnal knowledge without force of a 13- to 15-year-old in a plea deal in Albemarle Circuit Court on Friday, NBC29 reported. …

At some point, Tat asked the boy “to stay late and help her after class,” an illicit invitation that led to sex in the classroom, the Toronto Sun reported.

The pair had sex again at Tat’s house and another time after the boy’s baseball game, according to the paper.

I have a lot of apologizing to do. Not to Barstool readers, necessarily. But to the Amelia Tats of the world.

I’ve been busy with a lot of things, and neglected some others. The last couple of weeks have been crazy with Patriots news, Super Bowl coverage, postgames, missing jerseys and parades. Meanwhile, my inbox has still been filling up with teachers banging their teenage student and pleading guilty to it in court. To be fair, I have to prioritize. You have to go where the news brings you. You can’t exactly write movie reviews on election night or do some cute human interest story the day after an earthquake. But still, these depraved women have continued to do their heroic work while my focus has been elsewhere. And as we get back to normal, I’ll start holding up my end of the bargain once again. Thanks for your patience, ladies.

The Grades:
Looks: There’s something to like here. She’s not an all time great. Not a home run hitter, but a steady, gap-to-gap doubles hitter. If you’re into that high cheek bone look, like a low rent Albemarle County Jennifer Garner or a poor man’s Caucasian Lucy Liu. And she gets points for those defiantly crazy F-me eyes.
Grade: B-

Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: Now we’re talking. In the SST game, it’s hard to top classroom intercourse. Just the sheer audacity of swapping fluids in the same room where you spend your days teaching the Periodic Table to bored 14-year-olds. Then following it up by taking the lad home and stalking his ballgame for some clumsy car sex after. That is just the sort of relentlessness I admire.
Grade: A

Intangibles: Some women ask students to help them after class and it turns out the help they need is with their vaginas. It’s rare that we have one who hands the kid all the easy “Tit for Tat” jokes he could ever want.
Grade: A

Overall: B+ Welcome back, SSTs. I won’t leave you again.

Do you have someone you want to see graded? Tweet her to me @jerrythornton1 with #SexScandalTeacher. And be sure to include photos and a link or it’s of no use. Your service to the betterment of mankind will be its own reward.