Zimbabwe Woman Gives Birth To A Frog
Daily Mail – A Zimbabwean woman gave birth to a ‘frog-like creature’ – before being ordered to burn its corpse in front of horrified villagers. Precious Nyathi, from the village of Gokwe, in the north west of the country, was eight months pregnant when she went into labour. But her husband, Mr Nomore, was left baffled when the 36-year-old gave birth to ‘something strange’ which resembled an amphibious creature. The baby later died in hospital before village elders ordered that the ‘frog-like creature’ be burnt in front of residents. Nomore, 39, is quoted as saying: ‘I rushed home and was shocked to see a frog … that my wife had delivered. At the hospital they confirmed she went into labour but were equally shocked.’ Shocking pictures show the tiny body lying on a piece of paper on the ground. Mrs Nyathi later told reporters: ‘I was expecting a child and this is what the heavens gave us. It’s a hellish experience that will haunt me all my life.’
Tough break. Thats some real shitty luck. Not since Mae Young giving birth to a hand have we seen such an outrageous baby story. Now we address this on The Podfathers often. How you really cant predict or prepare whats gonna pop out when you’re having a kid. Sometimes you’re pulling for a girl. Sometimes you’re pulling for a boy. Theres some strange unspoken disappointment that nobody wants to admit to when you get the opposite of what you hoped for. You just say things like “as long as the baby is healthy I’ll be happy!”
Well thanks to Zimbabwe now we all gotta say “as long as the baby is not a fucking FROG I’ll be happy.” Its tough enough if, God forbid, you have some complications at child birth, but let me just tell you this – having to tell or your friends your baby turned out to be a dead frog is one of the most embarrassing convos you will ever have.
PS – Everyone knows the Internet Rules that we play by when it comes to foreigners and tragedy and what plays and what doesnt. Dead baby human/frogs from Zimbabwe definitely plays so dont feel bad about it.