Getting Arrested Because Your Pussy Falls Out Whilst You Were Doing A Cartwheel Is Bullshit

PAWHUSKA, Oklahoma – Pawhuska police arrested a 34-year-old substitute teacher Tuesday after they say she exposed herself while performing a cartwheel.
They said it happened in the junior high school choir room.

According to the Pawhuska Police Department’s Facebook page, the substitute teacher, identified as Lacey Sponsler performed a cartwheel with no undergarments on and exposed herself.

Getting arrested because your pussy flies about free in the wind while you were doing a cartwheel is horrible. This part-time educator was just having a good ole time and did a few cartwheels. What’s the big deal? Sure her vagina was seen but so what. It’s just one coochie. It’s not like she fucked somebody with it. She just let it air out a little bit. In some countries they call that art, btw. Like, look at this flower. Look like anything that you might see during a cartwheel?

That’s a vagina, folks.

Being a substitute teacher is difficult. Things get stressful. Students get frustrated as hell with busy work. After grading several worksheets I can totally see forgetting that you weren’t wearing underwear. Gun to my head I couldnt tell you if I was wearing underwear right now. I bet in her mind she thought she would only be exposing the middle schoolers to a little bit of panty action with a cartwheel session. Next thing you know your vagina is seen by a classroom of middle schoolers and you’re in jail for public display of privates. Sad!