This Super Bowl "Heroes" Hype Video is a Masterpiece of Patriots Porn
Holy Schneikies. I’ve seen some incredible Patriots hype videos, but this one is just indescribably beautiful. Focusing just on Super Bowl highlights from the Bradichick Epoch is inspired genius. I’m a huge Peter Gabriel guy, and him covering David Bowie makes for a haunting backing track. Unofficially, I cried like eight times and jizzed four more. And if I want to watch it again I’m going to need an IV.
From now on, I’m surrendering all Earthly pleasures and giving up all sins of the flesh because I want my eternal afterlife to look and sound just like this video. Watch it while you still can, before the Happiness Police from the No Fun League come kicking in YouTube’s door and tearing it down.