Cricket Commentator Calls A Match While Getting A Vasectomy, Is Hockey Tough
So a vasectomy–or as we in the hockey world call it, a “lower body injury”–is where a doctor comes in and cuts your balls to make it so you can’t get anybody pregnant anymore. And by balls, of course, I’m talking about your testicles. Some guy went to college for 7 years just to take a pair of scissors to your nuts. Crazy world we live in. Anyway, this guy right here is a cricket play-by-play commentator. Contrary to popular belief, cricket isn’t just an insect but it’s also a sport as well. So instead of taking a few days off to rest his balls like Bob from accounting does every March Madness, this warrior decided to work while his nards were getting snipped.
Guy didn’t even miss a single shift. That’s #HockeyTough. You’ve got plenty of times to rest your balls when the season is over/when you are dead. But until then, you play through the pain. Something LeBron wouldn’t know dick about, pun intended.
Also–congrats to this guy for being able to raw dog now as long as all consenting partners participating in the act of sexual intercourse have been tested and cleared for STDs.