Lane Kiffin Cuts An FAU Recruiting Promo And It's 1 Bajillion Volts Of Pure Electricity

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Yeah I know being “electric” is overplayed but come on, give me a break. How else am I supposed to describe that? Do you want me to open up Thesaurus dot com and come up with a different word? I mean it’s electricity pure and simple. Nothing short of 1 bajillion volts of electricity. The squinting, the sun glare, the mumbling, the wide range of emotions from “bored” to “uncomfortable” to “I have to poop real bad.” If you’re a recruit and you weren’t fired up to play at Florida Atlantic before, you sure as hell are now.

Joey Freshwater making his mark already. What’s up haters.