Don't Fall Asleep Drunk In India Otherwise You Might Get Eaten Alive By A Snake

A Python ate a person who was drunk and lying beside the liquor shop. News from Attapady, Kerala. pic.twitter.com/2vRqCEaabn

— VIKRAMAN NAIR (@mvnair212) November 27, 2013

OR you can use the Big Cat strategy which is don’t go to India ever/don’t leave your apartment unless its to walk your dog or go to the bar/get fat enough that even if a snake wanted to eat you it physically could not do so. Stay in your lane, don’t be a hero, never die by snake swallowing. Pretty simple stuff.