Me And Howie Long Had A Son And He Tied Someone Up In Their House During A Robbery

That definitely looks more like Howie Long than it does me but, when it was first sent to me on Twitter, the top of the hair was cut off and it REALLY looked like me. It’s a pretty good blend of me and Howie Long actually. I haven’t talked to Howie but I think I speak for both of us when I say we’re incredibly disappointed in our son and his behavior. Also, this whole lookalike thing is getting to the point where I wanna make a Real Slim Shady video where I recruit fat, balding dudes with glasses to show up at the office and we make a music video. There is literally an endless supply of fat balding dudes with glasses. God can’t stop creating them. I don’t love it cause it waters down my #brand (it’s literally just what I look like) but it also helps cause I’m pretty sure we could form our own army.