I Leave Iowa For Two Seconds And This Dude Thinks He's The Big Fat Baby On Campus

Cease and desist! Cease and desist! Can you believe that shit? What the hell is going on around here? I’m gone from the motherland for less than 72 hours and some guy decides to throw FAT BABY on his license plate. Show some respect. Don’t make me come back home and crack some skulls/complain about it on Twitter. Cause I will. The thing I’m actually most mad about is not thinking of that first. You put FAT BABY on your license plate, you have bitches waiting for you outside by your car every morning with donuts and coffee. That’s how that works. So I’m mostly just pissed that this guy is slaying fat baby groupies left and right while I’m sitting here with my dick in my hand. I bet this dude wasn’t even a double digit weight baby. Probably one of those pussy single digit babies. Poser.

With all that said, King Stay King