Watch An Idiot Man Eating 23 Ghost Peppers To Help A Charity Like An Idiot

Johnny picked up the first pepper and popped it in his mouth, which didn’t appear to go down very easily.

As he started eating more, Young asked if he needed anything.

“You need milk?

Johnny shook his head.

“You want some water,” Young asked.

Again, Johnny shook his head.

Johnny took it like a champ and ate the entire plate of Dave’s Gourmet peppers.

“Any last words, Johnny,” Young said.

“I’m great,” Johnny responded.

Young said that Johnny got very sick and ate six Klondike bars, drank a bottle of Pepto Bismol, Mylanta, a half gallon of milk and water in an attempt to ease the pain.

“He was sick out both ends with quite a bit of blood,” Young said.

I watched the video and instantly became mad as hell. How can you eat that many ghost peppers with relative ease? How? I was frustrated and emasculated 2 minutes after pressing play.

There is no way that anybody should be able to plow through ghost peppers like that. Johnny needed to pay. Guys who love eating spicy stuff are the worst kinda people. Peacocking by popping peppers like that is the most hardo move on the planet and if you attempt it, you need to pay the price on the potty. I tried to move on from the video but read the accompanying article and became even more angry.

He was being so cavalier. So nonchalant. So lackadaisical. The relief for me from this story came at the end which was the complete opposite for Johnny The Pepper Popper.

I am so glad that this guy was bleeding from his anus after this stunt. You deserve to have your butthole tortured from the stinging within if you attempt this move. Charity and boy scouts be damned. You deserve otherworldly ring sting for trying to pull this off with that attitude. It’s sheer law of nature type stuff. Cause and reaction, if I may. I’m not one to usually say this but fuck johnny’s butthole and anyone who loves it.