Iowa Daycare Gets Put On Lockdown After A Suspicious Bag Is Found Out Front (It Was Filled With Sex Toys)

DSMR- Authorities said Tuesday that a suspicious package that had a Cedar Rapids school and daycare center on lockdown last week was a bag of sex toys. Greg Buelow, Cedar Rapids public safety spokesman, confirmed to the Register in an email Tuesday that police were called to the Cedar Rapids Day School last week when “a bag full of several items” were left on a bench outside of the daycare. The items on Tuesday were determined to be adult sex toys, Buelow wrote. A pedestrian notified police around noon last Tuesday about the package, per a story from Cedar Rapids Gazette. Law enforcement and emergency crews responded to the scene, which included a Special Response Team, K-9 unit and a bomb-detecting robot. The package was then removed from the site around 1:30 p.m. “The reason why anyone would leave them at that location is unknown,” Buelow wrote to the Register. About 70 children were inside the daycare center during the investigation, staying in the basement of the building, Cedar Rapids police Sgt. J.D. Verschoore told the Gazette. By 2 p.m., parents were able to take their children home once the scene was clear, the Gazette said.

The real story doesn’t start until someone claims this bag. That’s when the story gets good and I expect an update from my motherland. Someone is missing a large bag of sex toys and they’re gonna want that back. You don’t just lose a giant bag of sex toys and not go claim it. That’s too much time and money spent to just let it sit at the police station. Not to mention the person probably has some sentimental items in there. Yeah you can always buy new anal beads but they won’t be YOUR anal beads. They won’t be the anal beads that person has rammed up their ass on multiple occasions. Those anal beads had the perfect feel in that person’s butthole and they’ll never get that feeling back unless they go claim that bag. Also, what happens to something like this if it doesn’t get claimed? Does it just sit down at the police station forever and ever? The Cedar Rapids police station just has a bag of sex toys chilling in its lost and found? I’d be willing to bet decent money those sex toys won’t be there for long. Whether they’re claimed by the real owner or by a sticky-fingered cop looking to spice up his sex life with the Mrs. Free sex toys are probably a hot item down at the station.