Merry Clinchmas To The New York Football Giants!

Playoff Eli is baaaaaaaaack!!!!!

If I have learned anything from Eli’s tenure with the Giants, it’s that Big Blue will either lose the first game it plays in the postseason or beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl. No middle ground. So we will know how this season will end by the night of January 8th at the absolute latest. There is no logic to it. Just Playoff Eli being Playoff Eli. And I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Thanks to the Saints and longtime Saints fan Riggsy for ensuring Giants fans didn’t have to root for the Cowboys or listen to the doomsday scenario where the Giants would miss the playoffs over and over again for a full week.

Do I feel great about blogging about the Giants clinching thanks to another team’s loss? Nope. Do I feel great about putting that Vine of Eli in this blog and using a stupid term like Merry Clinchmas on Christmas Eve no less? You bet your sweet ass. And it’s not like it even matters anyway. The Giants were a lock to win in Washington next week anyway. All hail FanuteGod!

In Playoff Eli We Trust!