The Crazy President From The Philippines Says He'll Burn The United Nations To The Ground

INQUIRER – President Duterte’s warning to pull the plug on the country’s military pact with the United States in retaliation for an American agency’s decision to withhold a $434-million aid package to the Philippines has befuddled his aides in Manila.

Marie Banaag, presidential communications assistant secretary, maintained the President’s threat on Saturday to terminate the Visiting Forces Agreement (VFA) was merely “a warning.”

“It wasn’t really something the President said he will immediately revoke,” Banaag said on Sunday over state radio dzRB.

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The President also threatened to raze the headquarters of the United Nations in New York City in response to those accusing him of human rights violations.

“You go and file a complaint in the United Nations. I will burn down the United Nations if you want. I will burn it down if I go to America,” he said.

If you remember this psychopath, he’s made his rounds saying stupid ass shit. Among his claims to fame, in the last 6 months he has:

• Called himself Hitler.
• Called Obama a son of a whore.
• Said it was ok to kill journalists.
• And just last week claimed to ride around on a motorcycle killing criminals vigilante style.

For some reason, the world was bothered by Duerte’s comments confessing his cold blooded motorcycle killings, and many began to clamor for some kind of trial or accountability. Weird, I know. Duerte clearly doesn’t like getting called out, so he threatens to burn the United Nations to the ground. In a vacuum, that statement would inspire some Kurt Angle level American pride/desire to get out and fight for our country. In reality, he’s that shitty drunk friend who won’t stop talking shit, and it’s not even worth the energy to be mad at him or put him in his place. He’s the kind of guy where you just have to tell him “if you come to the U.N. with your book of matches trying any funny business I will personally slap the piss out of you”, but you say it while you’re still cracking up and you secretly hope he keeps talking shit cause it’s kind of funny and you know he won’t ever do shit. That kind of thing.

And how do I know he won’t do shit? Because while simultaneously saying he’ll burn down the U.N., he is begging for $434 million in aid from good old Uncle Samuel. What a poor bitch.

This also reminded me of the scene from Scarface where they were supposed to kill that dude outside the United Nations but his family was there. And if Tony Montana can’t pull off a murder there, this shithead can’t get it done.