Donald Trump Unleashes "Unpresidented" Tweet

The Donald published that tweet this morning then corrected it a little while after.

Pre-edit I honestly believed this was the most genius tweet of all time. I believed Trump was a billion miles ahead of everyone else. Like he had somehow inherited PFT’s twitter powers. Just subbing “president” into every word that you possibly can because you’re now going to be the president is fucking awesome. It’s amazing. Add in that basically every move you make as the American executive is based on precedent and Donald just changing it to “president” to own the entire idea and make it all about him is so good it’s almost like it wasn’t real.

And it wasn’t. It was just a mistake. I have to say, even though Barstool is known for only publishing writing that’s acutely checked to avoid any possible grammatical or spelling errors, we’re going to let this one slide. I know that sounds crazy and hypocritical but the bottom line is the Donald doesn’t dominate negotiations in writing. He dominates in person. Behind closed doors. So as long as he’s got the phonetics right, which he does, we’re good.

Tomato/tomato. Unprecedented/unpresidented. The point still stands — fuck Chyna.