Sexiest Man In America Jay Mariotti Is Up To Something
Finally some good news coming out of 2016- Jay Mariotti is back.
While the entire civilized world was watching Monday Night Football and trying to figure out if Joe Flacco is Elite, Mariotti took to twitter (Big J journo phrase right there) last night to ask a even more important question:
Little two-parter answer here:
1. I dont know who this PFT Commentator guy is but if someone with Jays deep background in stalking cant figure it out then I’m not so sure his nearly 156,000 less followers than Woody Paige has cant be of much help.
2. You cant prove a negative. So when you ask what someone hasnt accomplished in life thats like saying that, in a completely outlandish hypothetcal example, if I hadnt written a particular column in 2003 then Obama would never of become President.
Going into last night, Jay was notorious along with Ben Rothlisberger for having half of twitter blocked for no real reason at all allmost like it can seem like the whole worlds out to get you when your an asshole or something. But mysteriously last night he unblocked everyone and proceeded to take shots at me and Scott Van Pelt, the number 1 and 1-A most repsected names in sports journalism.
It can only mean that Jay Mariotti’s planning something big. This like a scene in a sci-fi movie where dogs start barking and old pieces of outdated electronics start to come to life as the alien mothership gets between the moon and the earth. My gut tells me that hes trying to drum up some buzz for his new groundbreaking national podcast, which will be national and also a podcast that is available nationally. (Shots fired at Canada). The likliest explanation is that he couldnt do a international podcast because of interpol issues in which case we probably shouldnt make fun of him for his numerous legal troubles.
In Conclusion
In Conclusion Jay bought a microphone and made a friend somehow and will be debuting what is sure to be a very thoughtful and extremely lucrative podcast venture and he picked the right guy to come after to help give him some publicty.