"Damn, London Just Stole All Our Great Games Again" - Everyone

Damn. Another year, another slate of London games that we have to wake up ass-early for to make sure we don’t miss them. I will be setting my alarm clock extra early and never smashing the snooze button to make sure I catch these beauties.

What are you going to do, not watch the Jags at 9 in the morning? The Browns? The Rams?!? How spoiled is London? Seriously, why does Goodell keep exporting everything that is great about the game? Let us have good things just once, Jesus. It’s simply not fair they will get Bortles and RG3/whomever is taking snaps for the Browns at that time, plus they get the illustrious Rams/Cardinals rivalry game. Fucking London, man. And lucky Riggs will probably score a trip over there to catch Saints vs Dolphins, two years in a row he gets to geux to London. Sucks we have to finish this season and can’t fast forward right now to Browns-Vikings. Life just isn’t fair.