Two Guys Named Robin Williams And Tupac Were Arrested With 114 Pounds Of Weed In Arizona

PAYSON, Ariz. – Suspects by the names Robin Williams and Tupac were arrested with more than 100 pounds of marijuana during a traffic stop near Payson Sunday. Albuquerque residents Robin Williams, 21, Tupac Crum, 19, and Erick Harris Jr., 22, were all arrested and booked into the Gila County jail on drug charges. Arizona Department of Public Safety troopers stopped a white Chevrolet pickup for a traffic violation as it was headed north on State Route 87 at milepost 250. Troopers determined that there were “indicators of criminal activity,” and a K9 officer was brought to the scene, along with a National Forest Service K9. A search of the vehicle yielded five large plastic-wrapped packages of marijuana in a tool box and equipment box in the bed of the truck. The marijuana inside had a street value of about $69,000, according to Arizona DPS.

I gotta tell ya, I plan on convincing myself that this is the actual Robin Williams and Tupac Shakur. I like this ending WAYYYYYYYYYY more than the endings that actually happened for these two guys. A suicide and a shooting? No thaaaaaaaaaanks. I prefer to envision Robin and Tupac faking their own deaths then just rolling around the United Stated in disguises with 100+ pounds of weed in their trunk. Getting smoked out every single day and enjoying their new found anonymity. That’s the story I want. I imagine Robin doing the Genie voice from Aladdin to make 2Pac laugh. I imagine 2Pac spitting the sweet sweet verses of Thugz Mansion in the passenger seat and making Robin cry. Maybe even giving Robin an inside look into him and Biggie’s actual relationship. It’s all very pleasant. Just two presumed dead mega celebrities endlessly road tripping and breaking off chunks of weed as they go. Alas.

PS- Robin Williams will forever be the celebrity death that randomly affected me the most for whatever reason. I still have no idea why. I’ve talked to a bunch of people about it and they feel the same way about his death. Probably because it came outta nowhere and it hit me like a ton of bricks but goddamn. What a sad day that was.