I Want To Address The Rumors That I'm This "Revenge Porn" Convict From Oregon
@RiggsBarstool pic.twitter.com/g7yKyGKmMR
— Trent (@BarstoolTrent) December 2, 2016
@BarstoolTrent @RiggsBarstool pic.twitter.com/EfZrInrzkY
— Brendt Pates (@Brendt_Pates) December 2, 2016
@RiggsBarstool @Oregonian pic.twitter.com/fqdy91XuSw
— Nick Jackereas (@NickJackereas) December 2, 2016
So big rumor on the internet that I’ve been convicted of revenge porn. I know how this is going to sound and there’s really know way around it but let me declare once and for all — that is not me.
“OHHHHH but Riggs of course you wouldn’t admit it if it was you…”
True. And pictures like this one don’t help my case.
I literally look like a deformed blonde version of one-year-ago Big Cat. And the truth is sometimes my eye situation is not great. Sometimes it’s up in the clouds. It’s in left field. It’s a revenge porn convict from Oregon.
But I’m fairly certain what I have that this sicko does not is that, on occasion, the eye situation is fine. Beautiful, actually. I have beautiful blue eyes, like in this Zero Blog Thirty shot where I look sexy as fuck.
@UncleChaps name a ZBT news correspondent that looks more like the love child of Chaps & @CaptainCons. I'll wait. pic.twitter.com/xDx7sqexBv
— Riggsy (@RiggsBarstool) November 21, 2016
(after 100 takes)
The point is none of you are going to believe me but I have to officially go on the record and say that this is not me. Thank you for your time and my family and I appreciate all of your kind notes and prayers and ask you to please continue to respect our privacy during this difficult time.
