This Parrot In The Philippines Absolutely NAILED Its Rendition Of "Chandelier" By Sia

Check out the vocal cords on this motherfucker! I don’t know if it makes me (more of) a simpleton or what, but parrots talking has always blown my mind. Nothing about it makes sense. But when Polly here is singing Sia just as good as Sia, my bullshit radar goes up. If you are some Filipino looking to make your way off that island, wouldn’t you spend your life savings to rent an iPhone for 5 minutes and upload this video of your “magic bird” moving its beak as you sing? I mean if you bring that parrot to New York tomorrow for Barstool Idol, it’s making to to Barstool Week. No doubt about it. But I would need to put tape over its owners lips to make sure no tomfoolery was going on. This all seems way too good to be true. Especially the part where the parrot starts with “I’m gonna fly like a” and leaves out the “bird through the night” part while sitting in its sad ass cage. That is some downright heart-wrenching shit that could get its owner a 60 Minutes segment and maybe even a green card.