Nelson Agholor (Essentially) Declared Inactive, Which Means He'll Somehow Be More Useless Than Normal

Yo, Doug. Agholor is clearly a head case. That’s a stone cold fact. So why is this team being an enabling these issues by playing mind games with the kid? Deactivate his dick and call it a game. He’s basically been inactive all season, anyways. Nelson needs to take the Al Czervick advice by staying at home and play with himself. But then again, judging by how unpredictable this season has become, “Limited Snaps” (whatever the fuck that entails) only means the receiver formerly known as The Nigherian Nitrous will have a career game tonight. And by career game I mean 3 catches for 55 yards and a TD that’ll be called back. We’re not exactly shooting for the stars with this WR corp in Philly.

Birds are currently -3.5 tonight, and without Ryan Matthews this offense is gonna need to step it the fuck up. Let’s shoot for dropping less than a dozen passes tonight. Let’s try to be professionals, for once.